A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if
he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if
he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough;
she needed to leave.
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you
forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you
walked away, I would die."
A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will love you
until the last flower dies."
Boy: Can I take a photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: I just want to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe. Becca was in a
burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because
the fire was too big. Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got
into the house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind
him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He
held her tight, kissed her, huged her, then said that he loved her.
She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her
eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of
the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He
died to save her life.
There was girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy, "If I told
you that I liked you, would you take it as a joke?"
The boy said, "Yes I would."
She asked, "Why?"
The boy replied, "Because I know you don't like me, I know you love me!"
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only
one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy
realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl
know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last
time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it
meant he would die.
Me and my boyfriend were out to dinner and there was an older couple
sitting near us.
All of a sudden I heard the older man say "Remember when we were like
that?" I looked at my boyfriend and we laughed and giggled.
When I turned back around, my boyfriend had a ring in his hand, and
said "I can't wait until we're like that!"
Once a guy said to a girl: "Love is like a rainbow, it's colourful and
makes people smile.
Love is like an ocean, it's deep and beautiful.
Love is like the sun, it shines and it's warm.
Love is like rain, it's calm and refreshing.
Will you let me show you that love?"
The girl shook her head while smiling: "No"
The guy looked down sadly and then he heard her saying these words: "I
want you to show me YOUR love..."
One day, a lover was angry with his girlfriend and tried to stab her
with a knife. He accidentally cut his own finger badly with the knife,
started bleeding, and knelt down in pain. His girlfriend bent down and
bandaged up his finger and tended to him.
There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the
world. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her
deeply, like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him
if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of
eyes.
And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to
see that her boyfriend was blind. He told her, "You can see me now,
can we get married?"
She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight
now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."
With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I
understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself,
and my eyes."
Boy: I would like you to do something important for me.
Girl: Yes?
Boy: When you get home today, thank your mom for me.
Girl: Sure, but why?
Boy: Thank her because she gave birth to an angel who was put into my
life and one day whom I hope will become my wife.
When my boyfriend and I were 15, he wanted to give me a piggy back
ride, but I refused because I thought I was too fat.
He picked me up and said, "You better get used to this, because I'm
picking you up like this on our wedding day."
We got married last week and he carried me just like he said he would.
he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if
he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough;
she needed to leave.
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you
forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you
walked away, I would die."
A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will love you
until the last flower dies."
Boy: Can I take a photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: I just want to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe. Becca was in a
burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because
the fire was too big. Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got
into the house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind
him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He
held her tight, kissed her, huged her, then said that he loved her.
She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her
eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of
the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He
died to save her life.
There was girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy, "If I told
you that I liked you, would you take it as a joke?"
The boy said, "Yes I would."
She asked, "Why?"
The boy replied, "Because I know you don't like me, I know you love me!"
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only
one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy
realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl
know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last
time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it
meant he would die.
Me and my boyfriend were out to dinner and there was an older couple
sitting near us.
All of a sudden I heard the older man say "Remember when we were like
that?" I looked at my boyfriend and we laughed and giggled.
When I turned back around, my boyfriend had a ring in his hand, and
said "I can't wait until we're like that!"
Once a guy said to a girl: "Love is like a rainbow, it's colourful and
makes people smile.
Love is like an ocean, it's deep and beautiful.
Love is like the sun, it shines and it's warm.
Love is like rain, it's calm and refreshing.
Will you let me show you that love?"
The girl shook her head while smiling: "No"
The guy looked down sadly and then he heard her saying these words: "I
want you to show me YOUR love..."
One day, a lover was angry with his girlfriend and tried to stab her
with a knife. He accidentally cut his own finger badly with the knife,
started bleeding, and knelt down in pain. His girlfriend bent down and
bandaged up his finger and tended to him.
There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the
world. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her
deeply, like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him
if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of
eyes.
And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to
see that her boyfriend was blind. He told her, "You can see me now,
can we get married?"
She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight
now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."
With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I
understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself,
and my eyes."
Boy: I would like you to do something important for me.
Girl: Yes?
Boy: When you get home today, thank your mom for me.
Girl: Sure, but why?
Boy: Thank her because she gave birth to an angel who was put into my
life and one day whom I hope will become my wife.
When my boyfriend and I were 15, he wanted to give me a piggy back
ride, but I refused because I thought I was too fat.
He picked me up and said, "You better get used to this, because I'm
picking you up like this on our wedding day."
We got married last week and he carried me just like he said he would.
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